Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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