So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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