id be glad to
You can't special order awesome
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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