have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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