actually, I'm a sock model
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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