That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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