What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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