yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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