period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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