Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
