Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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