I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
