Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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