sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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