i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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