lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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