Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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