Acid is not a monday night drug
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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