Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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