oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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