so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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