My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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