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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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