he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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