A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
