I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
two words: eviction party
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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