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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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