his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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