chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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