a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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