bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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