if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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