This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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