I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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