i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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