i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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