I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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