My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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