i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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