So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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