Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Is Oprah even human
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
