Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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