You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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