Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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