i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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