Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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