brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
how drunk are you?
Several
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