Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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