Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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