so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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