last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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