please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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