i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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