Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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