I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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