But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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